Whew ! There is a short too much iPhone stuff going on out there . It ’s bring forth a bit consuming - even for someone who actually owns one . Not to interest though . If you are tired of all the plug or you are a discomfited Apple hater , welcome to the anti - iPhone haven . Here you could sit around back , loosen up and learn how to parry out the fanboy jibba jabba and achieve your iPhone - spare Zen .
Sensory neediness : In gild to achieve iPhone - devoid Zen , you must first learn to literally lug out all of the content bombarding your senses . The following gadget can help .
The Oculas : If you are really , really hardcore , you could drop $ 45,000 on what is described as “ most complete and distinctly personalized lurk oasis in the world . ” This private fibreglass “ slackening theater ” feature a leather interior , massage chair , adjustable lighting levels , surround sound social unit , TV , DVD and your selection of a Mac or PC . [ Hammacher Schlemmer ]
Sensory Deprivation Chair : plain , $ 45 KB is a bit on the expensive side for the average consumer . However , you could build your own bedroom like Dutch artist Atelier Van Lieshout did with his Sensory Deprivation Skull Chair . You could also corrupt one from the artistry gallery in the contact , but my guess is that it wo n’t come cheap either . [ Artnet ]
Sound Relaxer Eye Shades : See no evil and hear no evil with an eye mask that boast ocean waves , rainforest , babble creek and raindrop sound . you may even pipe in your own music . useable for $ 24.99 . [ Overstock ]
Brainwashing Goggles : If plain old sensory neediness is not quieten the voice inside your head telling you to get an iPhone , a thorough brainwashing might be in order . These brainwashing goggles claim to rewire your head using flashing look-alike and other hocus pocus . No Good Book on when and if the gadget will go into production . [ Link ]
https://gizmodo.com/brainwashing-goggles-help-you-quit-smoking-learn-to-ki-373971
Anti - Apple Propaganda : Another technique on the road to recovery from iPhone overburden is to spend a little prison term viewing some anti - Apple subject matter . This T - shirt method is especially effective when being wear outside an Apple store at launch . you’re able to take pleasure in mocking all of thefanboys stomach in line .
https://gizmodo.com/the-night-before-the-3g-iphone-launch-at-the-5th-ave-ap-5024111
iDontCare available in a range of styles and cost . [ Cafepress ]
Ban the “ i ” available in a range of styles and prices . [ Cafepress ]
uSHeep available for $ 18 . [ T - Shirt Hell ]
Violence and Aggression : To hell with all of this flower child Zen crap ! The only means to silence my cult is through hostility .
Hey lookit ! Its one of those picture where some douche smashes an iPhone ! Yeahhhhhh ! Or how about an epitome of theiPhone 3Ggruesomely dissected ?
https://gizmodo.com/the-iphone-3g-gets-dissected-5023769
Desktop Punching Bag : possibly it ’s sentence to go to the source of the problem . all-fired that Steve Jobs ! Just affix the punching base to your screen background with the suck cupful and slip a picture of your nemesis into the pouch on the front of the bag . Available before long . [ Perpetual Kid ]
Cellphone Jammer : This little guy wire will keep out down any cellphone signal within a 60 - foot radius . Nobody can bask the iPhone , dammit ! usable for $ 550 . [ Advanced Intelligence ]
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