Now that Fast and infuriated hashas a record - fail opening night weekend , perhaps studios should take starVin Diesel‘sdesire to bet a supervillainmore seriously . Here’re some roles executive director should be offering him .
Metallo
Yeah , yeah ; he ’s got the hair to play Lex Luthor – or Brainiac , for that thing – but somehow we do n’t retrieve we ’d grease one’s palms Vin as a supersmart mad scientist . So why not look elsewhere in Superman ’s rogue gallery for a potential role ? Coming slightly out’ve left subject area , we ’d love to see a Superman reboot that feature the cyborg with a kryptonite heart , and recollect that Diesel could make us consider in the genuine threat hide out behind the toughie exterior .
The Titanium Man
So Metallo is part man , part machine … ? Sounds like anIron Manvillain to me . So why not buttonhole Jon Favreau to fetch Diesel into the third Iron Man instalment as longtime foe , undercover agent and lad armor - wearer the Titanium Man ? true , a rewrite of his backstory may be necessary – would anyone want to see another Russian undercover agent after IM2 ’s Black Widow ? – and his secret identicalness has to go . Who would really buy a quality called Boris Bullski these days ?
Electro
He ’d have to fall behind the light-green and white-livered outfit , but if Sam Raimi wants to ditch the new - fangled villains and go back to some classic for Spider - Man 4 and 5 , he could do worse than plunk Maxwell Dillon , the workman reach control over electricity that appear in the first year of Spidey ’s existence .
Kraven The Hunter
Sticking with the Spider - Man population for a minute , I have to admit that there ’s something weirdly compelling about see how well Diesel ’s Russian idiom skills are keep up these day and making him into Sergei Kravinoff , the big game hunter who come to New York to adjudicate and capture Spider - Man for the publicity … only for it to become more and more personal . I ’m certain there ’s also a fanbase out there who ’d happily watch him bare - chested and in leopardskin pant for a couple of hours , as well .
The Absorbing Man
This is , no joke , the supervillain purpose that Diesel was born for – Crusher Creel , a boxer and low - life tricked by the Norse God Loki into becoming a supervillain who can absorb the properties of whatever he touches ( Like the X - Men ’s Rogue , but with non-living object ) . dissipated and Furious shows that audiences like watching Diesel as a tough guy , and how much more problematic can you get than a guy who goes toe to toe with Thor ? Plus , the Absorbing Man even look like Diesel already . Why Marvel are n’t already on the phone with Diesel ’s factor already , I have no idea .
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