Stoss is also the only Scotsman ever to invite me out for hard liquor the next time I ’m in Scotland , an fling I intend to accept if I could ever reckon out where Scotland is . I keep turning mightily at the sign but somehow always stop up in Greenland . If you know how to get to Scotland please pen in .
SPOT RECALLED their latest SPOT SATELLITE PERSONAL TRACKER — or the “ SPOT 2 ” as it was on the side - yet - now - quasi - officially dubbed — because of a repeatable wonkiness in thelow battery flashing index number , which might lead one to supersede the barrage fire too soon . NOT A full-grown DEAL except for a few otiose batteries , but for a gimmick on which one might rely for one ’s delivery from sex - craze miracle bear , it is in all likelihood skilful toget yours exchanged .
I have been call back a lot about these kind of devices as I prepare to purchase a mobile encampment fomite from which I will stage my research into miracle bears and their procreative predation patterns , mark a squiffy spiral from their last report location which is typically a Flying J.
I WILL ATTEND CES and I am mistily even looking forward to it .
THE FAMILY OF JAMES KIM , who were immobilize on a mountain pass for ten day in the wintertime of 2006 , made asurprise appearanceat the Christmas party of the Josephine County , Oregon , SEARCH AND RESCUE TEAM .
“ When Kati Kim and her miss , Sabine , now 4 , and Penelope , 7 , surprise the Josephine County rescuers at their Sunday company , ‘ It was a jaw - drop moment,”‘said Kate O’Connor , one of the team ’s volunteers . O’Connor wrote in her blog , ‘ … there was a corporate pant , a split - moment of stunned silence and then a standing standing ovation for them all . There were choked throats , laughs and tears … . ' ” report Oregon Live .
THE OPENING tantrum OF “ COMING TO AMERICA ” is the ultimate expression of gentleman’s gentleman ’s desire .
WHY IS IT SUPER DOUCHEY when a hygiene company like Axe advertises its products as an ENTICEMENT TO WOMEN but it is classy when an electronics caller does the same ? Dummy , it is because it was the ’ LXX and because of scotch .
WHY AM I WRITING this column this means or else of just putting up petty posts ? Because Gizmodo is a strange , multi - headed brute now , seeable postcounts make blogging sense like a videogame , and sometimes I just need a place to speak in public without having to swing the hammer hard enough to ring the chime .
I will write this column AS DEEMED NECESSARY BY MY SUPEREGO , which you may collectively tissue and warp your elbow room into by using the email address or thetoots . But do not contact me now because I am going to Crossfit to try and not be a monster .
YOU MAY ask to see one of these columns a day unless it is not here .
KING JAMES CAMERON ’S ORIGINAL incarnation discourse in 1998 begin the movie on a dilapidated Earth , key , “ The walls are gray , the sky is grayish … the people are grey . They shuffle past each other in dense crowd , shoulder joint to articulatio humeri , unwashed because of the water shortages , and sickly looking from the belly-up diet of crummy carbohydrates and synthetic protein . It search like a cross between THX-1138 and a Calcutta train station . ” BORING ! But it might have made the human race of the final moving picture seem slimly less wantonly rapacious if we knew that Earth itself had been turned into a DIRTY TRAIN STATION .
WHISKY TOOTHPASTE is my selection for better of CES 2010 , even if we have to make it ourselves . New York Shittydiscovered it , I am inform !
NUDE CHILDREN isone affair most Xmas scorecard do n’t include , unless you are Robert X. Cringely . Cris Cringely . Putting the cringe back in Cringemas . This is the time to come of all tech punditry .
I AM DRUNK AND SAD . Please look this to be the baseline of this column .
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