Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employee can quickly discipline how much cockitude to expect from big jibe . The Apple store draws in its fair share of celebs of various lists , like Screechin ’ LeVar Burton , who aimed a pulse venous blood vessel in his forehead at an employee when asked to show ID , and Melanie Griffith , who engenders this invaluable reply from an assaulted salesclerk :
at first I was like , ‘ Oh wow , cool , Melanie Griffith . ’ But then she open her mouth and used me as a doormat , and I was like , ‘ What the piece of tail is this crap ? Milk Money sucked . ' ”
I do that all the time at the Apple depot , but despite all my screaming demands no one ever think I ’m LeVar Burton .
Stars Take a Shine to Apple[WiredNews ]
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