Everything Wrong WithStar Trek

Like us , you probably could n’t be more excited for Star Trek : Into swarthiness . Well , ahead of the moving-picture show ’s passing on May 17th , our favorite fault - counting grind have taken their nitpicking scalpels to the many case of tale discontinuity , faulty logic , and all - around blemished filmmaking in JJ Abrams ’ remake from a few years back .

As our cynical narrator notes of error telephone number 52 : “ Why call something the “ substance ” if it ’s not remotely cardinal to the ship ’s surgery . ” Seriously , what apply ? Jeeeeez .

But , you know , we loved the first pic for all of it ’s confounding moments , and we ca n’t wait to see Kirk and company kicking butt again this time around . daddy pop !