Firefly Caption Contest Winner

First , I need to thank you all for being incredibly unfunny . I used to feel badly about getting pay to pen dick jokes , but you have all shown me what an tough accomplishment it rightfully is . More specific thanks to the hundred of you who prove that erstwhile computers look like refrigerators , Windows sucks , three manpower in an bureau will invariable have hot , brown - suited sex , and that Douglas Adams once wrote a paragraph featuring the number “ 42 . ”

I braved permanently crippling my power to “ fun ” to make for you these highlights :

• New from Ikea – The Vacüm personal credit line of office furniture !

• While still fighting time restrictions , the Half - Life 2 code stave function diligently on their state of matter of the art , completely unafraid vacuum computers .

• 10 PRINT “ I HATE YELLOW ” 20 GOTO 10

See the rest of the runners - up , plus the get ahead entry , indoors .

Feno smart electric toothbrush

• So this is how it works : you see the encroacher symbolization being print on the teletype , squall to me really nimble , i press this push here , an ‘ I ” is print , and Ollie there in the back will make sounds like “ ziiiing ” if I miss and “ booom ” if I score . We will call this … a data processor game . I believe we are on to something good here .

• I retrieve you were go to hold in permission .

• tardily in the fifties , scientists were ready for the final mental test of the possibility of Schrödinger ’s Beer …

Slope Streaks On Mars

• PC Load Letter ” ? What the screw does that think ? ( x 6 – ed )

• “ Hey shaft , check out my young gaming rig , only half a

long ton and gets 2 punchcards a second . ” “ D00d you gon na 0wnz at PongCon . ”

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• Release the Kraken .

• So , you say Batman could nt make the payment , eh ?

• Just think , in 50 year computers will be twice this sizing !

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• I * experience * we should have never hold to be on Trading Spaces

with the guys from Slashdot …

• Geppetto ’s children describe the VAX in the heavyweight ’s miserable duodenum .

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• Nick and Dan both earn the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator was missing . John , however , would become aware at exactly the same instant as Sue , his five - year - sometime .

• Google Engineer 1 ( on left ): “ Gizmodo just send an article on , get this , an Air - Conditioned jacket ! ” Google Engineer 2 ( in back ): “ I ’ll index it right now . ”

And the winner of the Snapstream Firefly PC Remote is Brian Cubbage , who really should n’t advance , but I blaspheme to god I could n’t contain express mirth when I got his email with this lone entranceway :

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• lol figurer

That ’s to everyone who sent in an entrance — you perhaps were n’t all quite as awe-inspiring as I permit on . And thanks to Snapstream for being gracious enough to give out free schwag .