My twenty-four hours as amental_flossintern are over . My adoring fans may have noticed that the " Intern " has been unload from my byline and my work load has decreased to " casual contributor " status . Unlike these bozo , though , I pass on my internship on my own terms and Mangesh and Jason appreciated my work enough to let me appease on . Here ’s a look at four interns who did n’t do as well during their employ .
It was a big raft earlier this summertime when the news break that a computer tape with the names , Social Security numbers and possibly bank account entropy for 1.1 million Ohio occupier . After some investigating , the state managed to figure out who was responsible for losing the mag tape : Jared Ilovar , a 22 - year - old intern . Turns out he had taken the mag tape home with him and left it in his car one Nox . regrettably , this happened to be the same Nox he was the victim of a random railway car theft . As the intern working on the new paysheet and purchasing organization , he was give the glamorous chore of taking home one of two computer tapes , a job that really belongs to a connection administrator . Ilovar was enkindle by governor Ted Strickland ( hey , at least get fired by the full-grown guy ) after refusing to give up and still holds out hope that the body politic will consider taking him back . Strickland has assure that they wo n’t .
is the rarified interne who ’s bumbling actually interpret into a good job . Gubler described himself as " maybe the bad houseman in account , " after working for director
Wes Anderson
. He ’s related tales of seek to corrupt couscous without know what it was ( it ’s
this
, in case you ’re ever in the same boat ) and seek to deliver a large painting to Bill Murray after drinking . Still , Gubler did n’t get give the axe , he got a Molotov . And then he got a character in Anderson ’s motion-picture show The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou , playing , of course , a bumbling interne .
As the lone congresswoman from Montana , Rehberg must have been a footling hard up for finding help , so he hired Todd Shriber , a Texas Christian University graduate with less - than - stellar grades to be a mechanical press aide . Shriber patently was n’t felicitous with his form , so he take steps to fix them . To the embarrassment of the Congressman , those steps call for contactingattrition.orgtofind hackerswho would break up into the TCU system and commute his GPA . The presuppose hackers , " Lyger " and " Jericho , " direct Shriber along for 22 e-mail message , then print the total telephone exchange . The last email had Lyger admonition " we are SO broken . " Shriber was ultimately burn down and apologized for acting so out of grapheme . His GPA remains as low as it was before , but that probably wo n’t be the thing that does n’t get him hire .
