Rumors are fly that in a bid to get some original content , Amazon is close to pushing through a melodious comedyabout four houseman ferment for a “ Huffington Post - esque ” website , a labor that was antecedently send packing ( and rightly so ) by CBS . What could possibly come of this ? We call up long and hard about it , and here ’s what it might look like ( as imagined by yours genuinely , once an intern though not here ) . It ai n’t pretty .
INTERIOR : HALLWAY
Four chair are lined against the paries , the first three engross by INTERNS 1 , 2 , and 3 . The first two sit staring at their phones . INTERN 3 has removed his shoe , placed it in his circuit , and he is star at it expectantly . medical intern 4 enters .
INTERN 4 :
Hi , my name is [ INTERN 4 ] , are you guy rope here to to work for [ HUFFINGTON POST - ESQUE ] company too ?
INTERNS 1 and 2 look up and nod . INTERN 3 sniff his skid .
INTERN 4 : Why did you guys apply ? !
INTERN 1 :
I ’m hope that this can somehow improve my Klout score .
INTERN 2 :
I ’m a masochist ; I ’m here for the loose vilification .
[ express mirth track ]
INTERN 3 :
- Sniffs shoe * I have a degree in philosophy ; I am the zany one .
INTERNS 1,2 , and 3 IN UNISON :
How about you ! ?
[ medicine begins ]
( with a shit - eating grin ) Well , you might say I ’m something of a professional …
( To the melody ofthe Modern Major - General ’s Song )
“ I am the very model of an interne unreliable .
My social attainment are quite a mess , my ethical code rather pliant .
I once shoot for to lead but now I hope for something better yet :
I hanker to be a individual people scream at on the Internet .
I can not indite , I can not spell , my intellect is risible .
For someone who ’s effectively a striver , I ’m oddly affable .
The problem is , my friends , there is but one thing I ’m proficient at ,
My peachy asset to this place is acting as a welcome lusterlessness . ”
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